Never Again Will Rolf Leave Keys in His Pants Pocket
Script Based On This Meme. And Roleplay Script Made By rayanie34
Starting :
Roxie McTerrier
Trip Hamston
Edd
Including :
Eddy
Ed
Featuring :
Rolf
Kevin
Sarah
Jimmy
Nazz
The Kankers
Jade Catkin
Petula Woolwright
Sweetie Pom Pom
Littlest Pet Shop A World Of Our Own © Hasbro
Ed Edd North Eddy © Cartoon Network
Here's The Link To The Meme If Yous Wanna See Information technology:
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[Edd Is In The Dark. He Picks Upward A Beaker Of Florescent Pink Liquid And Pours It Out. Suddenly, The Lights Flips On]
Roxie : Hey. What Are You Doing, Double D?
Edd : [Cover The Liquid With His Trunk] ROXIE Please! Turn Off That Light!
Roxie : Oh Sorry. [Turns Off The Light]
Edd : Thanks, Roxie. Now. By Multiplying The Isolated Chimera Of Carbon Gas, I've Invented A Soda That Will Never Lose It'south-
Trip : Buzz.
Edd : Yup. That's What I Said.
[Roxie And Trip Perk Up]
Roxie : Wow! This Soda Is Pinkish.
Trip : Yo. What Season Is It? Strawberry Or Ruddy?
Edd : It'south A Mixed Of Both.
Trip : Alright! Let Me Have That Stuff.
Edd : Trip Look!
Roxie : [Grabs The Bottle Away] Yoink! I'll Drank It.
Edd : [Flipping The Light] you Don't Understand! I Haven't Tested It's Stability! It Remains Unpredictable! [While Roxie Guzzles The Entire Bottle And Let'south Out A Huge Burp With Her Tongue In The Bottle]
Trip : Oh That Was Nasty, Girl! Also That Was Predictable. [Pulls The Bottle Off Roxie's Natural language]
Edd : Freeze, Mister!
Trip : What? [Roxie Moves Into A Position And Stays All the same]
Edd : Don't Brand Any Sudden Movements. Just The Slightest Twitch Might Prepare Off The Mixture'southward Volatile-
Trip : Big Deal! [Tickling Roxie] Zippo Is Going To Happen.
Roxie : (Laughing And Twitching) Please. Stop It, Trip.
Edd : Stop! Halt! Halt!
Trip : [Trip Continues The Tickling. By Now, Roxie Is Moving Around Violently, Past Trip'south Paws] Oh Aye! Girl Demand To Get Cola Ill!
Edd : Abjure! Desist! ENOUGH ALREADY!
Trip : [Stopping] Alright, Yo! Go A Grip On Yourself! [Roxie Begins To Shake. Her Belly Rumbles With The Tension And The Soda Shoots Out Of Her Nose. Information technology Smash Her Away Similar A Rocket]
Roxie : Trip! HEEEEEEELP!
[Ed And Eddy Waiting For Customers Trying To Purchase H2o]
Ed : H2o Fest H2o.
Eddy : Big Deal, Ed. We Fabricated A Scam That Everyone Is Going To Buy Our Irksome Water And Nosotros Oasis't Got Whatsoever Greenbacks. And I Hateful Really. What's Our Dream Going To Be? Cash Falling Out Of The Sky? [Hears A Rumbling And Spraying Audio] expect…..l Encounter Information technology! [Roxie'due south Olfactory organ Soda Falls Down On Them And Filled The Drinking glass Completely] Ok! Not Cash! Ew What's That Nasty Pink Stuff!?
Roxie : Double D'south Soda!
Eddy : soda? Expect. Non A BAD IDEA! Ha Ha!
Edd : [Edd And Trip Mange To Take hold of To Her] Roxie? Are You lot Ok.
Roxie : uh……Yes! I Feel Smashing. I Never Felt Drinking That Soda In My Life.
Trip : We'll That Went Crazy.
Edd : [Detect A Key On The Floor] Hey Look. I Found A Key.
Roxie : Wow! It Looks Then Golden!
Edd : You Know, Roxie. Keys Accept Quite A History Of Unlocking The Mysteries Of Time! [Using A Magnifying Glass To Examine The Key] Why, Simply Think How Tangled Ones Life Become Past Losing Something Every bit Primitive Equally A Central. Poor-
Trip : Ok Let Me Run across It. [He Pulls Information technology Abroad]
Roxie : I Beet It Opens A Whole Box Of Pups.
Trip : Oh Roxie?
Roxie : Yep Trip?
Trip : I Have Something For Y'all?
Roxie : Really? What Is Information technology?
Trip : Fetch That Key, Girl! [He Pretends To Fling Information technology]
Roxie : Ok, Trip! [She Runs After The Key Every bit Trip Holds In A Laugh]
Trip : I Bet This Key Tin Open Something.
Edd : We'll Gee. Deplorable About My English But Seriously, Trip. I Suggest We Return The Key To It'south Rightful Owner.
Trip : Of Course You Do, Yo. Maybe Information technology'south The Key To Paw Tucket, Double D. It's Like A Central To The Oyster And so Anyways. Let's Find The Pearl.
Edd : [To Roxie, Who Defenseless Him And Kept Him From Falling] Thanks,Roxie.
Roxie : You're Like A Fetchable Stick. Let Me Doing Information technology Once more [Throws Edd]
Edd : Lovable Oaf.
[Boil Is In His Business firm Dancing With His Disco Ball Shining]
Boil : Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Let My Victory Dances To The Jawbreakers I Can Buy! Oh Yeah That's Some Prissy Moves.
Trip : [Trip And Roxie Is Peeking At Eddy Doing His Dance Moves At His Business firm] What Is He Doing, Roxie?
Roxie : I Don't Know Trip, But He Is Cool.
Edd : Eddy'south House? Oh This Is Ridiculous, Trip. That Key Doesn't Work For That.
Trip : Trust Me. I Know Information technology Volition. [Walks To Eddy'south Business firm]
Roxie : I'one thousand With Y'all, Trip [Walks With Trip]
Trip : [Jumps To Reach Eddy's Door Knob Just He's Not Loftier Enough] Ugh. I Tin can't Reach That Thing (Grunts) Roxie Give Me A Hand.
Roxie : Ok, Trip. [Climbs Up Roxie And He Finally Reaches It] Uh……Uh…..Okay. Try To Hold On Me Report. And Hurry Upward. Your Squashing My Olfactory organ With Your Feet.
Trip : I Got This, Girl. [Trip Puts The Key In Eddy's Cardinal Hole Only It Doesn't Fit] What? [Key In The Hole Again] Huh? [Keeps Stabbing The Key Inside The Keyhole] Come On, Ya Stupid Thing!
Eddy : And One. And Two- [Hear A Sound Near Eddy's Door] Huh? [Walks To His Door] Who Goes In that location? [Opens The Door] Woah!
Trip And Roxie : Ah! (Falls Downwardly)
Boil : What Are You Doing About My Yard?!
Trip : You See? Information technology's Not What Information technology Looks Like.
Roxie : Oh Come On, Trip. We're Just Trying To Get Your Door Open with This Key, Edd. [Shows Eddy The Key] Here It Is.
Eddy : Expect. Where Did You Fifty-fifty Become This Affair?
Roxie : Double D Constitute Information technology.
Eddy : Oh Really? [Snatches The Key From Roxie And Closes His Door] Let Me Handle This. If Utilise This Key To My Room, What If I Unlock It Like And then? [Puts Key In His Keyhole and Doesn't Fit And Keeps Shoving It And Takes Information technology Out] Hey! This Isn't A Key To My Room! [Throws Information technology At Trip] Are You lot Trying To Prevarication To Me?!
Trip : Uh……..I Don't Know, Yo.
Eddy : Stupid, Pets! Y'all Made Me A Fool! [Grabs A Mask So Scares Roxie And Trip Compared To This Scene From Backbone The Cowardly Dog] OOGA BOOGA BOOGA! [Roxie And Trip Screams So Runs Away] Aye! Y'all Improve Run! How Do You Like Me At present!
Edd : Eddy I Am Very Distressing! Nosotros're Just Using This Central I Found To Unlock Your Door. Please Forgive Us!
Eddy : (Scoffs) Keep Your Stupid Key. [Enter His Room And Closes The Door]
Edd : [Walks Up To Roxie And Trip Shivering In Terror] Encounter? I Tried To Tell Yous.
Trip : [They Stops Shivering] HUH?! [Puts His Hand On His Face] (Growls)
Roxie : Oh I Know. Let Me Endeavor. [Takes The Key]
[Roxie Is Trying To Open Sarah's Diary With The Key]
Roxie : Hmph. I Knew That Book Is Locked [It Doesn't Work] I Desire To Read Something. [She Continues To Try Sarah's Diary]
Edd : What Are We Doing In Sarah's Room At Ed'due south, Roxie? [Looks At Roxie With Sarah'southward Diary] What Are You Doing To Sarah's Diary?! She's Going To Kill Us!
Roxie : What? I Just Establish Something To Read With. You lot Know. It'southward Locked.
Edd : Look, You Two. Someone Is Actually Missing This Cardinal.
Ed : [Comes In Sarah's Room] Hello, Double D. [Looks At Roxie Shockley] Hmm?!
Roxie : [Looks At Ed Blushed] (Giggles Nervously)
Ed : ROXIE! [Snatches Sarah'south Diary] That Sarah's Diary! Don't Bear on It.
Roxie : I'm Sorry.
Edd : Listen, Ed. We Should Exist Finding Someone And Return This Cardinal To Them Whoever Lost It. And Roxie Is About To Open Your Sis's Diary.
Ed. Ooh That'due south Cool.
Roxie : Effort It. [Gives The Cardinal To Ed]
Ed : No No. I'thousand About To Get In Trouble. [Hands Sarah'south Diary And A Key To Double D] Please Put It Away, Double D. Please? Before She Finds It.
Edd : Um Alright. Merely Let Me Unlock It First.
Ed : NO!
Edd : [Puts Key In Keyhole On Sarah's Diary And Information technology Doesn't Fit] Hmm. Doesn't Work.
Ed : (Sigh) Sugariness Relief.
Sarah : [Comes In Her Room] Ed! I Need Your- (Gasp) HEY! Which One Of You Touching My Diary?!
Ed : Not Me, Baby Sis. I Wasn't With Them The Whole Time. It Was Double D!
Edd : WHAT?! [Looks At Sarah Shockley] Get Ahead, Sarah. Injure Me. I Surrender!
Sarah : [Sarah Beats Edd,Roxie And Trip And Throws Them Out] You Better Not Go In My Room! Never Affect My Diary Once more. [Closes Door]
Ed : [Opens The Window] I Try To Warn You. Run across Ya, Double D. [Closes The Window]
Trip : [Gets Upwards] Ooh! Ah! That's Hurts Really Bad, Yo.
Roxie : yeah [cut to them trying to open a fire hydrant]
Trip : This Primal Has Got To Unlock That.
Roxie : I Know. I Got It. Wait. Hydrants Don't Accept Locks. It Can't Exist Unlocked, Trip.
Trip : Shoot!
Rolf : [carrying a suitcase] Conscientious, as the dogs have had their style with that h2o pump.
Roxie : Hey Look Information technology's Rolf.
Trip : Cool. I Bet This Key Can Unlock That Suitcase Of His.
Edd : [Talking To Rolf, his hindquarters in the air and aching] …..And then I Experience Flesh Should Reassess It Position On The Darwin Graph Before Full Social Abandonment. [He Straightens Upward]
Rolf : Yous Need To Consume More Fiber, Caput In Sock Ed Boy. [He Spots Trip Trying To Open The Case]
Trip : Uh….Hey. What'south Upwards?
Rolf : You Desire To See, Yes?
Trip : Sure, Dude.
Rolf : [opening the case] It has been passed down many generations. Behold!
Trip : Um………It'south An Accordion.
Roxie : Wow. (Chuckles Nervously) Pretty Absurd.
Rolf : Yes. Now Listen. [Begins To Plays Polka]
Roxie : Ok. Uh………It's Starting To Scare Me. A Little. I'thousand Out. [Leaves]
Trip : Ugh! I Can't Listen To This Atrocious Tune No More [Leaves]
Edd : What? No Flowers?
Trip : Come On! [Grabs Edd And Pulls Him]
Rolf : Everybody at present! [He looks around and sees the deserted cul-de-sac.] Hmm? Where Did They Go?
Trip : [Trip Tries To Open The Debate] This Key Doesn't This Fence? I Mean, Who Would Know Such A Thing?
Edd: There's a fellow human crying for assistance, trying to mend the unraveled ball of yarn handed to them.
Roxie : [Roxie Scratches The Fence Looks At Double D The Stops] Sorry. Information technology's A Dogs Thing.
Edd : Maybe that's the kind of world you wish to live in, Trip, where the unyielding and indifferent supersede the benevolent. I say–
Trip : Shut Your Mouth, Fool!
Roxie : Um……Double D? I empathize anything You said?
Edd : There's no need to enhance your voice, Trip.
Trip : Correct. I Am So Sad, Dude. It'southward Simply That I Got So Worked Up That I'k Stressed Out With.
Edd : Apology accustomed, Trip. [turning around to talk to Roxie] Ed, Boil's fabricated a very important first step, and–
[Trip kicks Edd in his rear, sending him flight through the air.]
Edd : WOOOOOAAAAAH!
Trip : Apologize To My Foot, Genius.
Edd : Hey, Trip! Haven't Yous Gone Likewise Far?!
Roxie : Hey. Take It Piece of cake.
Edd : Come On, Trip. We Must Return That Primal To It's Rightful Owner. I Mean Recollect About It For A Second There. It May Be A Advantage If We Practise.
Trip : (Groans) Fine. Deal. But Wait! I Have A Programme! Dude And Dudette Stick Shut To Me. [Trip mutters a plan to Edd And Roxie.]
Jimmy : [pretending to take pictures of Sarah] The fall collection screams Color Me Bright! from House of Sarah'south Design.
Sarah : [posing] Yes, well, I'm tired of this, Jimmy!
Jimmy : Don't stop now–you're famous!
Sarah : I am?
[A paper airplane flies by, directly into the camera. It hits Jimmy in the center.]
Jimmy : My eye!
Sarah : Who's the wiseguy? [She pulls the aeroplane out and unfolds it.] It'south a note.
[A water balloon plops through Nazz'southward window, a notation on it. Nazz goes over to examine it, and the airship explodes in her face. Nazz pulls the wet paper abroad and reads it.]
Nazz : We take what you lot lost.
Kevin : If y'all want information technology back, be in the lane at Three o'clock
[His note was delivered by way of a giant boulder which was dropped on his bicycle.]
Jade : [reading the note That On A Ball Of Yang] And bring a bag of jawbreakers For The Eds [Throws The Ball Of Yang] Oh I Knew It.
[Trip,Roxie And Edd are running to the lane]
Edd: Holding the cardinal for bribe isn't what I had in mind, You Two!
Trip : That Plan Should Be Crazy But Absurd! [Crashes Into Ed And Boil]
Eddy : Watch It You, 3! [Trip And Roxie Gets Off Boil]
Roxie : Sorry, Eddy.
Edd : Pardon Us.
Ed : Hi, Double D. [Ed And Boil Gets Upwards] Await, Boil. Someone Is Hither To See U.s..
Eddy : Correct. Hey, Double D. [Looks Seriously At That Central] On No. Don't Tell Me You're Making Me Keep That Central!
Edd : Look Eddy. We're Trying To Render That Primal To Someone Who'south Lost It. And We Need You're Help.
Boil : Big Bargain. Why Should I Do That.
Trip : [Gives Note To Boil. Eddy Looks At Information technology Then Ed Is Watching It] See For Yourself, Dude.
Ed : Woah. What's Information technology Say, Eddy?
Boil : [Pushes Ed] Back Off, Monobrow. [And then Looks At He Note Ten Puts The Note Down] Ok Deal. I Have One Affair To Tell You.
Trip : Yeah, What?
Eddy : We Are In The Lane!
Ed : That's Why The Kids From The Cul De Sac Are Getting Invited About Who's Missing The Fundamental.
Boil : Yous're Right, Ed. Perchance And then Can Bring U.s. A Bag Of Jawbreakers. What Do Y'all Think?
Roxie : I Think………LET'Due south DO It!
Eddy : OKAY! [Runs In The Lane Laughing] Come, Follow Us, SockHead!
Edd : (Sigh) Exercise I Actually Have To Do This Shenanigan? [Runs To Eddy]
Ed : Hey Don't Forget Nigh Me. [Runs To Edd And Eddy Laughing]
Trip : Come 1 Daughter Let's Go! [Roxie And Trip Runs To The Eds In The Lane]
Roxie : Are You Sure Your Correct Because This Is Bad Program.
Trip : No It's Non.
Boil : (Laughs) See? You lot Got that correct! It's better! [Eddy trips over a sleeping Jonny, who is curled up on the sidewalk.] What's with Jonny?
Edd : Must exist 3 o'clock. Jonny always naps at 3 o'clock.
Trip : Yep? We'll Sounds Like He'southward Smiles While He's Dead.
Roxie : Be Nice, Trip! Expect At The Fiddling Guy With His Wood Friend Fast Asleep. It's So Cute.
Ed : Isn't Jonny scared the VULTURES Will Go HIM?
Boil : The guy's a hazard. C'mon, nosotros're wasting time.
[He,Roxie,Trip and Edd proceed onwards. Ed stays backside, worried well-nigh Jonny.]
Trip : Come up 1, Dimwit!
[Eddy peeks into the lane. Kevin has a pocketbook of jawbreakers with him and is idly kicking a rock.]
Ed : [to Edd, carrying Jonny] Aw, he'south drooling.
Eddy : Ha! It's Kevin! This must exist the fundamental to his bike lock.
Rolf : [from the lane] Then, information technology is you!
Kevin: Rolf!
Jade : Yes! I Know You lot Did That! Speak Upwardly!
Kevin : Me?! Why?!
Rolf : The Cat's Correct. You have broken the trust of a son of a shepherd!
Kevin : Me? Get over it! You blew it, man! And You Too, Cat!
Jade : Don't Blame It On United states! I Did Not Practise Anything Bad Luckish!
Kevin : Y'all Realized Black Cats Similar You Cause Bad Luck Correct?!
Rolf: [grabbing Kevin by the shirt] Confess to your crimes, stale cease-piece of white bread! Render my eggplant cups!
Jade : Aye And Return My Toy, Ticktoc.
Kevin: Look who's talking! [They begin to fight with each other.]
Roxie : [Walks Upwardly To Jade,Rolf And Kevin Fighting] Everyone End! Can't We Only Talk Almost Information technology.
Jade : Uh. Non Now. Tin can't You See We Accept To Battle?
Roxie : Non If I Solve It First.
Sarah: [with Jimmy, both accept bags of jawbreakers] Hey! Who's the one who took Jimmy's shampoo?!
Nazz: [still wet, carrying nothing but the note] Whose bright idea was this?
Jimmy: Look a infinitesimal. [He sniffs Nazz'southward hair.]
Nazz: What are you doing? [She pushes Jimmy abroad.]
Jimmy: Your hair smells suspiciously herbal fresh. [narrowing his optics] Use information technology or lose it, missy.
[Jimmy attacks Nazz.]
Sarah: Holy mackerel! [She helps Jimmy.]
Jade : [Looks At Sarah Stopping Jimmy And Nazz fighting] (Giggles) Looks Like Y'all Two Got Endemic.
[By at present the lane has complanate into chaos. Eddy Walks Up And looks on, befuddled.]
Boil: What the heck are they doing? [to the kids] Hey hey hey! [The kids await upward.] I'm the 1 with the key!
Jade : Aah! Who The Heck Cares Almost A Stupid Key!
Trip : [Walks Up With Edd And Ed To Roxie And Eddy] None Of Your Business, Sister.
Rolf: Poacher! [He grabs Kevin, and the battle begins anew.]
Edd: Well Eddy, it seems your key did open up one thing: the paranoia and hostility festering below the surface of our formerly calm cul-de-sac.
Eddy: [annoyed] "Practice you always turn off?
Edd: It's a curse, I'yard afraid.
Roxie : (Smirks) Curses Aren't Real, Double D.
The Kankers, Petula And Sweeti : [actualization out of nowhere] "Fight! Fight! Fight!
Boil: Kankers.
Roxie : We'll. Looks Petula And Sweeti Has Decided To Render! What Do You Want!
Petula : Oh Noting Actually.
Lee : A neighborhood rumble and we weren't invited!
[The kids scatter, knowing how dangerous the Kankers are.]
Lee : [tapping Eddy on the breast] Hullo, Eddy! Wanna fight?
Trip : Yes! He's Gear up To Fight With You!
Boil : Shut Up, Trip!
Trip : Calm YourSelf Down, Yo.
Lee : [Eddy hides the key behind his dorsum and giggles nervously.] Hey! Whatcha got back there?
Eddy : [backing upwards] I have no idea what you're talking nigh. [He stuffs the key in Ed's mouth.] Nothing, see?
Marie : Give him the lip-lock, Lee.
Eddy : Take your all-time shot.
Roxie : I'll Take My All-time Shot! (Whispers) Non Y'all, Boil. [Points At Kankers] To Y'all, Kankers! Trip! You lot Run For Information technology! Yous Also Ed Trio! Run Back To The House! NOW!
[The Eds run abroad.]
Lee : Looks Like The Domestic dog Is Ready To Fight The states.
Roxie : You Don't Scare Me!
Sweetie : Alright, May. Put Her Up.
May : I'thousand On It. [Runs Up To Roxie]
Roxie : No No No NO NOOOOOO! [May Jumps And Kick Roxie In The Face Then Roxie Lies On The Floor] Ow. I Call up I Lost A Molar.
May : I'll Handle This [Chases The Eds]
[Trip Runs Fast, Ed, hindered by his load And is the slowest]
Eddy : Hey! Wait Upwards!
Trip : Too Slow, Ed Trio!
[May tackles Ed. Jonny flies through the air.]
Ed : Eddy! [The still snoozing Jonny lands in Eddy's arms.]
Boil : Does this guy slumber through the whole bear witness?
Trip : [Walks Up To Eddy Holding Sleeping Johnny] Nope. Sounds Like He's Expressionless. I Don't Hear Him Snore.
Edd: Look what they're doing to poor defenseless Ed!
Eddy: I knew him well.
[May,Petula,Sweetie and Marie are taking turns jumping on Ed's back. With each landing.]
Petula : Gotcha! [Ed Shut And His Checks, Starting To Puff With Vomit.] Ooh. Are You Sick? Yous're Gonna Throw Up, Brow Boy? [Ed retches.]
Trip : Oh Man. This Is Disgusting I'thou Not Kidding. That Right There Is So Ill.
Roxie : I'one thousand Back, Petula. Ready To Boot Some- [Looks At Kankers, Petula And Sweetie Bullying Ed] NO! POOR ED!
Lee: Coughing it up, Ed. [A sink flies out of his oral fissure.] [flabbergasted] This boy's got a big appetite.
Roxie : Ew.
Trip : Wait! In that location's A Sink In His Stomach?! Why Did He Ate A Sink?!
Roxie : I Don't Wanna Talk About It.
[Lee lifts the sink, and the key falls out of the broken piping.]
Marie : Information technology's a primal, Lee!
Boil : My fundamental! [Jonny yawns.] Hey, Kankers! Merchandise ya!
[Eddy flings Jonny at the Kankers.]
May : Heads upwardly!
[Jonny hits Lee. The key flies out of Lee'south hand and lands on the ground, where Boil picks it up.]
Eddy : [running away] I got the fundamental!
Trip : Expect For United states. [Roxie And Trip Runs To Eddy]
Lee : Get this affair off me!
May : [disgusted] Look at the size of his head!
Lee : Move information technology, Marie!
Marie : Yeah yes, quit flappin' your yap.
Lee : Yuck! [Marie pulls Jonny off Lee.]
Marie : Gross!
Lee : Is it real?
Petula : That Was Disturbing. Am I Right?
Sweetie : I Think So.
[The Roxie, Trip Eds run down the lane. Eddy squeezes under a fence. Ed lifts the same fence to allow Edd, Trip And Roxie through.]
Edd : Thanks, Ed!
[Ed drops the fence. He doesn't take the presence of mind to elevator it again and go under, then he climbs over.]
Ed : Not proficient not good!
[Lee kicks a lath out, and she,her sisters Petula And Sweetie squeeze through the resulting gap.]
Eddy : Open the door, Double D!
Lee : [every bit she, her sisters, Petula And Sweetie approach] This is my favorite part. [They express joy evilly.]
Edd: It's locked!
Trip : Alright. Which House Is It?
Roxie : I Think This Is Ed'due south House!
Ed : Your Right! It Is My Firm!
Petula : We Accept You lot Surrounded So Hand Over Your Precious Key.
Eddy : C'mon, willya?
Edd : Information technology'south locked, I tell you lot!
Roxie : What Should We Do?!
Trip : I Don't Know,Daughter I-
Boil: [Push Trip] Out of my fashion, you're doing information technology wrong! [He strains against the locked door.]
Trip : Does Anyone Know How To Unlock Locked Doors.
Roxie : I Scratch Doors! With My Paw!
Edd : Ed, your door'south locked! Get the door, Ed!
Ed : No problem, I take a primal." [He reaches into his pocket and his hand comes out his pant leg.] I recollect it fell out of this hole in my pants.
[Eddy stares at the central the Eds have been using the whole episode, dumbfounded.]
Boil : [badly trying to put the key in the keyhole] Ed! Yous idiot! This is your key!
Trip : I Though It Was The Real Fundamental!
Eddy : Information technology Was Not!
Petula : It'southward Not The Real Key? We'll That'due south Surprising.
Roxie : Ok, Kankers. You Can Harm The Eds. But Don't Torture Us!
Petula : Sorry But Yous Two Are Not Getting Off That Easy. Correct Lee?
Lee : Right.
Trip : Ok. Please Have Us With Y'all With You lot Accept The Eds.
Lee : Certain And Have we got plans for Them Too!
[The Kanker Sisters express mirth evilly.]
[The Eds are barefoot in Ed's basement Along With Trip And Roxie. Their feet have been placed in stocks. A Kanker closes the stocks and padlocks them. All the while, the girls giggle.]
May : You're such a slug, Marie.
[The Kanker sisters have taken off their shoes and socks too.]
Lee : Y'all boys are in for the ride of your lives.
Ed: [staring at May'south foot] A naked foot.
Roxie : Ew Your Feet Is Naked!
Eddy : I'one thousand too young! And handsome!
Lee : Ready, girls?
Petula : Sure Count Us In.
Edd : [frightened] You wouldn't dare. Don't fifty-fifty think–! Accept mercy! No! [Marie presses her feet to Edd's and wiggles her toes on his. The other Kankers practise the same to the other Eds. Forth With Roxie,Trip,Petula And Sweetie]
Roxie : Make…….Information technology…….Terminate!
Edd and Eddy : FOOTSIES! AAAAAHHHH!!!
Trip : This Is So Weird! I Dearest THIS!
Roxie : [Angrily At Trip] TRIP!!!!
Ed : Clammy.
Source: https://www.deviantart.com/gagetracey02/journal/The-Remix-Avenge-Show-Key-To-My-Ed-DX-Script-907508301
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